Archive for January, 2011

3 Doors Down: How the NHL got it wrong during All Star Weekend

Contrary to how I thought I’d feel about the NHL All Star weekend, I more or less enjoyed the entire spectacle. Of course it had its gimmicks that predictably failed, but there was nothing unforgivably egregious.

3 Doors Down

Fuck this band.

… except of course for the inexcusable failure of the weekend that happened during the first intermission of the All Star game. I can’t for the life of me comprehend why anyone would decide that shitrock band 3 Doors Down (who were last relevant – but still awful – eleven years ago) would make for great entertainment and somehow be able to represent the bad-assery of hockey and its elites.

And I’m not alone. When 3 Doors Down started playing, Twitter users were almost immediately, uh, atwitter with criticism of the band. Due in large part to @NHL asking thousands of twitter users to tweet the band’s name as an answer in a twitter trivia question contest, ”Doors Down” became a trending topic for what was probably the last time the band will ever see this kind of surge in social media activity involving them. Unfortunately for the band, a large portion of the tweets that came up for that trending topic (when not related to the trivia contest) where either fiercely negative, or simply called in to question the relevancy of the band in 2011.

Whereas most of the tweets were washed away by the answers to the trivia question, our HockeyPunx crack team of investigators were able to dig up a few gems that popped up…

Twitter

  • EAMatt what happens when old white people choose the intermission entertainment? 3 doors down. [Source]
  • AdamJBrady I’ll go to an old joke to describe 3 Doors Down performing at intermission: They were available. [Source]
  • kms1914 Okay, who at the NHL’s marketing department is related to one of the guys in 3 Doors Down? [Source]
  • lostheather 3 Doors Down still exists? [Source]
  • fghtoffyrdmns 3 Doors Down? NOT IN MY HOCKEY GTFO! [Source]
  • horbayj 3 doors down? Is it 2001? #tothedelorian [Source]
  • donnellyjcd 3 Doors Down? Shame on you NHL [Source]
  • meg_kerr 3 Doors Down? Umm, for serious? [Source]
  • PeppyLives 3 Doors Down? White trash hoedowns are never a good idea to do on the ice. Come on NHL get it together. [Source]
  • ryanwmurray NHL loses bet with relevance, hires 3 Doors Down to play All Star game. [Source]
  • briannecole Three doors down…gag me [Source]
  • mjamiebell Wow 3 Doors Down. I hope they roll out the Spin Doctors for the next intermission. #thisislame [Source]
  • satherHater It’s going to take awhile to start the second period. A lot of manpower is needed to clean up the mess that 3 Doors Down just left! [Source]
  • kairants watching the NHL All Star game. They could have picked a better band than ’3 Doors Down’ to play during intermission! What an epic fail. [Source]
  • jimmyontheradio I think 3 Doors Down should stick to NASCAR events. [Source]
  • Spec7ral Thanks NHL for reminding me how bad 3 Doors Down suck rotting cock smeg. #suckforlife #thingsweallhate [Source]
  • clinnehan20 the NHL couldn’t find anybody more relevant than 3 doors down? [Source]
  • rachargyle There are so many good bands out there who made the call on 3 doors down performing? Lame! [Source]
  • KPBurrows 3 Doors Down… singing the exact same song for 13 years and counting [Source]
Okay, those are pretty damning. And remember, that is just a very small selection, picked relatively randomly. For their egos’ sake, hopefully 3 Doors Down doesn’t have a twitter account (oops, they do). So what happened? Where did they go wrong? Why did the league, itself struggling to prove its own relevancy to the general U.S. population, choose a completely irrelevant band?

dropkickmurphyshockeyI sure don’t have those answers. But I absolutely refuse to believe that the league is this out of touch (though I admit sometimes it tries pretty hard to convince otherwise). In fact, in the past they’ve nailed it – does anyone remember a firestorm of vile contempt when say, the Dropkick Murphies played at the 2010 Winter Classic? Of course not. Was anyone upset when The Briggs played a set at Staples Center during a Kings playoff game? Okay sure; most people were upset to see the Kings undeservedly in the playoffs, but no one was mad that The Briggs came along with them.

The Briggs at Staples Center

The Briggs at Staples Center

Decisions like the ones to include the Dropkick Murphies and The Briggs in NHL events need to be rewarded and celebrated, and we should be letting whoever’s responsible for them (be it the league or the individual franchises or whoever else) know, or else we’re going to be stuck with more vanilla-rock bullshit like 3 Doors Down. The intensity of punk bands like the Dropkick Murphies and The Briggs actually compliments the excitement of the sport, and in those two particular examples, the bands’ clear ties to the communities they were playing in help to emotionally engage the fans — even those fans from out of area, regardless of the team they root for.

We here at HockeyPunx have been spouting off about the connection between punk rock and hockey endlessly, and if this endeavor has taught us anything, it’s that we’re far from the first or only people to recognize this link between the two. We’re constantly finding articles, communities, podcasts and other endless examples proving our same point: Hockey is the punk rock of sports. And so then, why not an appropriate soundtrack?

Basically, this all boils down to one simple point that I sent out in a tweet while I disappointedly watched 3 Doors Down perform, and I’ll leave you with that now:

Next time? Punk rock.

Next time (and every time); punk rock.

HockeyPunx and Up the Pucks! Podcast

We’ve discussed the Up The Pucks! podcast plenty here on HockeyPunx, but now we’re stepping up our partnership with our friends in a shared effort to further our goal of exploring, sharing, and expanding the link between punk rock and hockey.

We’ve already been happily working with Up The Pucks! – such as the not one, but two times (so far?) that I’ve  made an appearance on the podcast. But now we’re doing a little more… For one thing, we’ve started hosting the Up The Pucks! message board as part of our very own message board here on HockeyPunx. This means that if you’re already a member of our message board (and you damn well should be), then you’re also now a member of the Up The Pucks! board. Classy!

We’ve also set it up so that when new podcast episodes/updates are posted on the Up The Pucks! website, we’ll automatically let you know on our website as well, so you don’t miss a god damn thing. This has been backdated, so if you go through our archive, you’ll see old Up The Pucks! updates mixed in with our old updates (for those of you who are subscribed to our RSS feed, I hope this didn’t cause you any problems).

So we hope you enjoy our sexy, sensual, incestuous relationship with the Up The Pucks! folks. Because when you’re dealing with a concept as niche as the combination of punk rock and hockey, you have to stick together.

New UP THE PUCKS! – Episode 19: King of the Midwest

Ryan from The Humanoids appears on the show to discuss the Blues and STL punk.

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Happy Birthday Wayne: Kevin Smith on Gretzky, Hockey, and Life

Gretzky and the CupToday, as some oddly-obsessed hockey fans know, is Wayne Gretzky’s 50th birthday. And according to very reliable reports, he picked up a stick “moments after leaving the womb, rushing out of the hospital and scoring a natural hat trick in a local senior league game.”

In order to half-assedly celebrate The Great One here on HockeyPunx, we’re rehashing some content that we already shared with you via our twitter account, which you should be following (but as of yet have been too lazy to click the god damn follow button).

First off, I should say that this content is from Kevin Smith’s blog, and in no way am I claiming that this is our original content. Nor am I claiming Kevin Smith wrote this exclusively for HockeyPunx (or for that matter, has any idea that HockeyPunx exists). I am merely quoting/reproducing HIS WORK here, for your reading enjoyment. But you should definitely check out his place, as there is loads of other content on there, and while you’re at it, go buy every single one of his movies immediately.

For those of you unfamiliar with him, Smith has done a zillion great things, but he is best known as writer/director of brilliant comedy flicks, a champion of indie film, and host of the SModcast podcast (along with purveyor of the SModcast Podcast Network). He is also a hockey fan.

And a huge Wayne Gretzky fan.

So when “Jordan B” innocently asked Smith about his adoration of Gretzky on Twitter he probably wasn’t expecting a longwinded rant (well, okay, if you’ve followed Smith on Twitter for any amount of time, I guess you expect nothing but longwinded rants; and we love him for it). But rant away he did, and what resulted was actually a positively heartwarming piece on Smith’s outlook on Gretzky, hockey, and how the two influence his life.

Here it is, reprinted in it’s entirety:

@ThatKevinSmith Why create/adulate a god (e.g. Gretzky)? You're self-made w/ a family you love-- why need faith in anything else?Dude’s a role model. Made the impossible seem possible. That inspires me.

In the time I’ve leaned on Gretzky as a higher power, I’ve made two flicks, sold out Carnegie Hall andthe Sydney Opera House, toured the country with podcasts from an entire network we built in less than a year, opened the world’s first & only podcasting theater, got Walter Gretzky into the Guinness Book of World Records, and started the long-tail, long-lead sell of Red State (the posters, pods, etc.).

I’m not saying Gretzky’s responsible for all of that; I’m well-aware I did all that stuff myself, with the help of friends & fans. But going where the puck’s gonna be comes directlyfrom Gretzky. My office walls are loaded with images of the boy from Brantford trying to do things that hadn’t been done before. Considering Gretzky’s work ethic, humility and character, why not look up to him as a role model – even if I’m 40 and I’ve done cool shit of my own?

Gretzky spent his career outdoing his own personal bests; I’d like to spend the time I’ve got left doing the same. The Askewniverse was a dream come true, but I dream bigger now. And settling for one Stanley Cup when I know I can secure a dynasty seems a waste of opportunity. Gretzky said “You miss 100% of the shots you never take.” So I stopped being cute with my puck and started firing that shit top shelf instead.

The Gretzky/hockey metaphors simplify the vast, unwieldy concept that nobody’s been able to encapsulate yet to my satisfaction: existence. Hockey offers imagery that illustrates the off-ice game of life, too…

We are goal-oriented.Kevin Smith

We get checked constantly.

We take hard hits.

But if we work hard, assist and receive assists, and out-skate our attackers, we get to take our shots.

And the more you shoot, the better you will be able to roof that shit, or chip it right through life’s five-hole.

Avoid the corners and stay out of the scrums.

Even the best players will get penalized from time to time; feel your shame, then you get free.

Doesn’t matter what line you’re on, you come over the boards and you contribute. You produce for the team.

You can’t play every minute and you can’t win alone.

It’s an exhausting but an exhilarating game, best when played with heart.

If you go out there unprepared, all half-assed, you’re gonna lose teeth. Actually, with age, you’re gonna lose teeth regardless; might as well lose ‘em fighting for something.

Nobody wants to let you take your shot, so expect to take all manner of shit. But like Espo observed, you simply stand in the slot, take your beating and shoot the puck into the net.

It’s a fun game.

A brutal game.

A beautiful game.

The fastest game.

Keep your head up and never chase the puck; go where the puck’s gonna be.

New UP THE PUCKS! – Episode 18: Phoenix Gets The Shaft

With just hours before this week’s episode, our guest host had to bail due to an upper body injury. After exhausting every option at their disposal, Brandon and Peter rolled a dice and it landed on Phoenix.

So listen as the boys try to discuss the Coyotes and Arizona punk with no guest host.

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New UP THE PUCKS! – Episode 17: It Was D.O.A. Vs. Two Man Advantage

Jeff, aka The Captain from Two Man Advantage, brings his talents to the show as he joins Peter and Brandon to discuss the Islanders, Long Island punk and hockey/punk bands.

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Jer Pays Up for Losing a Bet

So, a while back I lost a bet to Peter from the podcast Up The Pucks. Here, finally, is me paying off the bet.

By the statue of Wild Wing

By the statue of Wild Wing

In front of the Honda Center entrance

In front of the Honda Center entrance

Related:

Peter vs Jer: The Bet

UpThePucks (Blackhawks) vs HockeyPunx (Ducks): The Bet

New UP THE PUCKS! – Episode 16: A Midwest Love Fest

Jen from Fear The Puck joins us yet again to discuss the Minnesota Wild and Twin Cities punk.

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