On Being in an Elevator with Teemu Selanne (You Decide Your Own Level of Involvement: The Connection Between Punk Rock and Hockey)
Jer and I were going with his parents to see the Ducks get shut out by the Red Wings. Of course that’s not what we were thinking at the time the highlight of this story takes place, but it was kind of in the back of our minds. Jer’s parents have knee issues and so we get to use the elevators to get to our fourth level, sometimes one row before the last, seats. We’d had a cool encounter in the elevator before– a few weeks earlier we got to ride up to the press box and before the guy who was getting out left, he gave out game pucks to the kids. Though I’m 24, I get carded at every bar I go to, but I apparently don’t look young enough to get a puck.
As we escaped the throngs of obnoxious Detroit fans, and made our way toward the elevator this time, we saw some of the ice girls getting in as well. After some confusion about whether or not there was room for us too, we settled in. I motioned toward one of the ice girls in front of me. Jer nodded his head toward a corner of the elevator and when I followed his gesture, expecting to see another ice girl, or maybe a commentator or something, I found myself making direct eye contact with Teemu Selanne.. I immediately looked away, grinning and blushing. The next 30 seconds to a minute I spent continuing to grin and trying to look nonchalantly at his reflection in the elevator door. If the press guy had been in with us that day, I probably would have gotten a puck.
I’m not one to get star struck– I was more teary eyed after this than when Bill Clinton grabbed my hand as I made a peace sign or when Dick Dale asked to borrow my aunt’s camera and take a picture of us– but the sheer surprise of being in an elevator with someone you just ordered your boyfriend collectible figurines of was overwhelming. After the initial glow died down a little (it lasted through the whole, disappointing game), I realized that what was really cool about this is how emblematic of the connection between punk rock and hockey it was. I mean, it’s still a huge, awesome deal– we were a couple feet away from a hockey legend– but like punk rock legends, hockey legends are far less inaccessible than say…basketball legends or classic rock legends.
And much like it did in 10th grade when I asked for my first guitar and started a band with two of my other friends who had also never played their instruments before, something clicked. I didn’t just want to be the grinning fan girl who watches games but nothing else. I wanted to be a part of hockey. I wanted to surround myself in it. I wanted to play. I found a semi-local adult league online and emailed the contact and he got back to me right away. The plan is to get some equipment and practice for awhile before attending some pickup games and then maybe joining a team. I doubt I’ll be very good, but it doesn’t really matter. Like punk rock, in hockey there’s a place for people who aren’t very good but want to be a part of it all anyway. Singing Creed songs in your local talent show or getting obsessively into your slow-pitch softball team sounds a little sad. Alternatively, you can collect records and play power chords and really be a part of the punk community and you can collect pucks and play in your driveway and be a hockey fan. I wouldn’t want to be a part of anything that was any different.


